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| Assholo Perineus |
In reducing the conflict between the comestibles consumed and one's own intestinal fauna, one can see where the confluence of dairy products and high fiber can be beneficial, if a slight bit noisy."Peanuts or Corn!" Shouts Uranus, "This is the dilemma, for either is rife with the potential to imbue these functions with comedic value just short of that of too much blue lake food dye" Verily! If i could eat various dyes and exercise proper muscle control, one day i could - at the risk of my kidneys - poop rainbows. And i do say unto thee, that sometimes a fair quantity of Lactulose is in order because there are times when something more than mere faith is required to move mountains. |
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