not_my_kind_of_bar
no reason
i
smell
strongly
of
cigarette
smoke
i
don't
smoke
080902
...
no reason
fighting
and
drunken
debauchery
080902
...
no reason
punk
dirt
080902
...
no reason
for
all
my
jokes
about
hipsters
,
i
do
like
the
types
of
bars
they
frequent
080902
...
unhinged
as
i
walked
up
to
the
bar
,
a
bunch
of
soccer
players
turned
to
unabashedly
look
me
over
.
all
looked
away
disinterested
except
the
bartender
.
i
am
not
the
type
to
attract
jocks
,
unless
they
are
desperate
and
willing
to
stray
far
from
the
trophy
girls
they
usually
covet
.
although
,
occasionally
jocks
seem
to
be
made
of
more
than
just
muscle
and
hormones
.
very
occasionally
.
i
wouldn't
go
there
at
all
if
there
wasn't
a
good
chance
i'd
run
into
some
of
my
friends
there
on
any
given
night
.
and
it
happens
to
be
two
blocks
away
.
080902
...
nom
i
guess
i
missed
the
fighting
and
drunken
debauchery
there
was
definitely
a
lot
of
smoking
at
victory
square
but
no
one
was
smoking
inside
the
bourbon
,
were
they
?
i
didn't
notice
,
i
would've
smoked
my
joint
inside
!
it
got
metal
after
you
left
no_reason
,
i
left
not
long
after
but
i
had
fun
playing
pool
!
we
could've
been
at
malkin
bowl
!!!!!!
080902
...
nom
so
wait
did
i
misread?
my
brain
today
080902
...
no reason
to
be
clear
i
meant
this
bar
definitely
wasn't
a
bar
hipsters
would
normally
go
to
,
and
i
was
missing
the
ones
they
would
.
and
nom
i
guess
they
weren't
smoking
outside
but
everything
just
felt
/smelled
really
smoky
.
i
guess
it
could
have
been
from
earlier
too
.
080908
...
i mean
*
i
guess
they
weren't
smoking
inside
080908
...
"Not My" Man
I
only
like
bars
made
of
titanium
alloys!
090622
...
jane
i
only
like
the
kind
that
i
can
dive
into
.
090622
