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pobodys nerfect
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A wonderful show I discovered one summer years ago when ytv(canadian kids channel)ran this and another show called "Bottom" late at night.
With the exception of a few american sitcoms,I think british comedies are better.
From the "Cash" episode:
[Vyv turns to a lone ad for the Army. It says: "JOIN THE PROFESHIONELS, IT'S GREAT! YOU CAN HAVE A GUN IF YOU WANT! AND THERE'S MONEY IN IT (NOT THE GUN). H.M. ARMED FORCES"]
RICK: Alright, what's this..."Join the profeshionels..."
NEIL: "...it's great, you can have a gun if you want."
RICK: Uh, well, now, yes, well, now, there's me out, you see. Perforated eardrum.
MIKE: Really? Yeah, me too.
RICK: Uh...Pardon?
MIKE: Flat feet.
VYVYAN: [folding up the paper and putting it on the fire] Well! That just leaves Neil then.
NEIL: What? No, no way! Why can't it be Vyvyan for a change?
VYVYAN: [nervously] Uh...well, Neil, since you come to mention it, there is something I've been meaning to tell all of you for some time...Uh...I went to see the doctor today...And, well...I think I'm pregnant.
MIKE, RICK, and NEIL: What?
VYVYAN: I'm going to have a baby!
NEIL: That's impossible!
VYVYAN: Yeah, that's what she said! You just can't trust women, can you?
RICK: But...How did it happen?
MIKE: Oh, come on, Rick, how old are you?
RICK: Well, that's rather a personal question, isn't it!
MIKE: Didn't your mother ever tell you about the birds and the bees?
NEIL: Mine did, but I didn't believe her. Well, I mean, what if the bird got stung, like halfway through? Well, I mean there's a big size difference. Ostriches are really big, right...
VYVYAN: [clutching his stomach] OH! OH NO! The contractions are starting!!
[the guys start to panic]
NEIL: Quick, quick, Mike, Mike! Get some boiling towels...Uh, Rick, clean water...Vyvyan, sit down, take the weight off your feet!
RICK: What do you mean, "Sit down"? There aren't any chairs!
MIKE: Yeah, and all the towels have been burnt!
NEIL: Oh, no! We've got to buy some furniture for Vyvyan quickly!
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