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ferret
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here is a collection of cool, funny, strange, and sometimes made up stories!
ok, i was walking on the beach one day, when i see this car with this license plate liner thingy that says Haron. now, my eyes decide to play a trick on me and cause me to think it says "hardon" (can ya tell where this is goin'?) so, this woman gets out of the car, and goes to get something out of the trunk. (where the haron thing was) so i go up to her and say "hey, nice hardon", at which point she gives me this "what the fuck did you just say to me?" look, which is when i look over and realize that it says HARON and not hardon. i then correct myself and walk away supremely embarrassed
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niska
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ferret...
this is a true story, isn't it?
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karl the weed
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no way, its made up.
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030803
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ferret
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i don't know, you tell me
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030803
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karl the weed
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it has to you would have told me
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030803
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ferret
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oh little thistle, there are things about me that nobody has been told ;)
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splat
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like who your father is
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030805
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ferret
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oh no, i know that wayne brady is my father... or wait.... was it kirsten dunst? or maybe it was jennifer lopez? AHHHH! I FORGET!!!!!
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Strideo
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also see:
short_stories_only_to_be_read_by_the_blind
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blah..oldephebe
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i'm hip deep in the hilarity - and out of all that turgid conjecture -
ferret is fierce with the Funny! but he is a rogue, mind you a very wily one at that - :o)
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030821
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oldephebe is incoherent now!
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that nose looks a tad askew, sort of like a ginblossom (comment directed at my crude attempt at a smiley face)
hmm maybe it needs some porcine manure to get it going..sings to the tune of any song from "Mame!" "There's a redolence in the air.."
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ferret
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hmmmmmmmm... dinkle.
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Strideo
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I was driving by work on my day off and I saw Julius and Patrick outside. It was strange because at first glance it appeared that they were fighting. Julius was swinging a broom at Patrick and Patrick was weaving and dodging. But it looked wrong, Julius wasn't hitting Patrick and their movements seemed kind of off, like it was a weird dance or they were pretending to do kung-fu. In any case I continued to drive by and I didn't see what was going on. Later when I saw Julius at work I asked him what was going on the other day with the broom swinging and stuff, were the supposed to be fighting? Julius started laughing. He explained that they were trying to kill a bee or something. Julius was trying to swat at it with the broom and Patrick was trying to dodge the bee.
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Strideo
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were they*
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