| too_tired_to_have_sex | ||
| I forgot what I was going to say so I said this in |
Sorry. I'm too tired. I have a headache. I made you dinner, isn't that enough?! Can't you fuck the dog? Sex makes me dizzy. I have a heart condition brought on by sex. I might get pregnant. You might get pregnant. I won't have sex without a condom. I can't do it here. I don't beleive in sex before marriage. I don't have any genitalia. Sex makes me throw up. I don't have sex with humans. We're too young. We're too old. Go look at porn. I'm too drunk. I'm not drunk enough. I can't get it up. I've got my period. I've got an STD. You're too fat. You're too ugly. I'm too fat. I'm too ugly. I don't love you enough. You don't love me enough. I had sex with you last night. Sex gives me a rash. I can't fuck after 9 PM. I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, ALREADY. |
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| dandy |
I'm gettting a vague no here. So, how about later then? (I can just hear the AAAAaaaarg!) |
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