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spam and spam and spam and spam
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you just gotta love the subject lines of spam
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spam and spam and spam and spam
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just rolls right off your tongue really
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spam and spam and spam and spam
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i mean the phrase, not the whale dick
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dries&hardens
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Why would anyone want a whale dick when even a horse dick would be too much?
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dipperwell
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Oh, people would. Just like they want melon breasts, toothpick bodies, mountains of cash and eternal life.
We say "everything in moderation" the way we say "money can't buy happiness" or "follow your heart": disbelievingly.
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three words
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when_every_other_girl_on_the_planet_has_a_boyfrien it_ended_with grow_a_new_pussy_ripping_whale_dick
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dafremen
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So you people have hotmail accounts too?
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dafremen
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So I have a new product which I'd like to introduce you, the product buying public to. Now, we haven't met before but I figure I need to grab your attention, so here goes:
[DIING DOONG]
Hello?
YOUR ENORMOUS MAN TOOL WILL RIP HER TO SHREDS IN BED!!
Umm..I'm only 13..and I'm a girl. EW.
OH. SORRY, THAT WAS MEANT FOR..ARE YOUR PARENTS HOME?
I'll get them hold on.
[fap..fap...fap...fap]
Yes? How can I help you?
YOU'LL HAVE HER BEGGING FOR YOUR ENORMOUS NEW SHAFT!
WTF?! First off, I'm a woman and that's demeaning as hell. Secondly, get off of our porch! Brad? Bradley?! I need some help here!
Yea what's the problem hon..
GROW A PUSSY RIPPING NEW WHALE DICK!
..ney? Holy shit! Who's that?!
Some pervert Bradley..
Yea, pardon me if I don't offer my hand in greeting.
YOUR MEAT..HER TREAT!
[SLAM]
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