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paste! isosceleses - god of equal sided triangles; perished at the wrath of zeus who slept with his mother and ate his leg, making him unsymmetrical and thus driving him mad.

impedimentes - god of unclear articulation, impedimentes had never been taken theriouthly and that's a fucking shame.
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suicidalchinadoll donth you mean thath a fucking thame? 040922
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Irreverent Lovejoy polypeptidios - god of dieting, in a characteristic show of his wrath brought a flood of fruit juice upon the town of carbonopolis, killing all of its residents. 040922