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So when the phone rang (thank you)
In the secret briefcase,
(Thank you)
A strong masculine hand
With a wristwatch
And flexy bracelet
GRABBED IT
And answered
In a deep, calmly assured voice:
"Yes, this is he! What? . . . A mountain . . . with a tree growing off of its shoulder . . . ? You're fulla shit, man . . . what? Wha- uh, are, are you sure? Oh well, alright, let me write this down then, sorta take a few notes here . . . To NEW YORK? Causing UNTOLD DESTRUCTION?"
(My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby, OH!
My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby,
My baby, my baby,
My baby, my baby, my baby,
My baby, my baby)
UH-OH!
(My baby, my baby, my baby)
AHH!
"Wanted for DRAFT EVASION? Can I, can I fly there immediately and REASON WITH HIM? An expense account? And per diem, too?"
SOME MEN SAY HE COULD DANCE!
Yes, he could DANCE. And here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen: THE STUDEBAKER HOCH DANCING LESSON & COSMIC PRAYER FOR GUIDANCE featuring Aynsley Dunbar . . .
Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly . . . Hey!
RIGHT HAND FROM THE HEART-UH
(Professional)
LEFT HAND FROM THE HEART-UH
(Exquisite)
RIGHT HAND FROM THE HEART-UH
(Homunculus)
LEFT HAND FROM THE LEFT SHOULDER
TO THE HEART-UH
Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly . . . Hey!
There were a number of rumors circulating about STUDEBAKER HOCH recently. Consider if you will the rumors that have spread that he could write THE LORD'S Prayer on the head of a pin!
Some men say he could write THE LORD'S Prayer
On the head of a
Head of a
Head of a pin
Ah!
(Three Dog Night)
(Yeah)
Other still maintain the FACT! (Good God!)
He was born next to the Frozen Beef Pies
(And that was the main influence on HIM!)
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