unhinged_should_get_a_puppy
h
I
only
say
this
with
love
.
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...
h
exhibit
A
)
I
was
not
a
dog_person.
2
)
I
am
now
a
dp
due
to
my
incurably
cute
puppy
that
only
naturally
coerced
me
to
command
, "be_cute"!
Good
puppy
!
Hey_Unhinged
, blather_loves_you
and
wants_you_to_be_happy.
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...
blather
..
that
and
a
puppy
.
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...
unhinged
unhinged
can't
have
a
puppy
for
several
reasons
:
1
)
unhinged
has
to
pay
pet
rent
in
her
current
apartment
if
she
has
a
pet
and
she
can
barely
afford
to
pay
human
rent
2
) unhinged's
roommate
grew
up
in
a
house
that
kept
their
pets
outside
so
therefore
is
not
keen
on
animals
in
the
house
3
)
unhinged
would
prefer
a
kitten
to
a
puppy
but
that
is
still
out
of
the
question
for
the
same
reasons
unhinged
will
survive
alone
without
cuddles
of
the
human
or
fuzzy
animal
variety
.
it's
not
optimal,
but
it's
proven
.
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...
flowerock
If
you
cannot
have
a
puppy
or
kitten
of
your
own
,
then
you
could
volunteer
at
a
shelter
and
play
with
the
puppies
and
kitties
there
,
sometimes
they
also
get
bunnies
in
.
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...
unhinged
the
owner
where
i
teach
brings
his
dog
to
work
.
i
scratch
his
belly
regularly
.
he
leaves
me
no
choice
.
it
is
impossible
to
frown
when
faced
with
a
goofy
dog
rolling
around
on
his
back
,
tongue
lolling,
tail
wagging.
its
true
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...
4
Blather
stilloves
you
n
wants
u2b
happy
.
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...
unhinged
has
a
puppy
now
by
proxy
who
likes
to
cuddle
with
her
under
the
covers
more
since
she
is
a
human
furnace
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