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| Ptolemy DCLVIII |
"1. Your skin, your silky, reptilian skin. 2. Your hair, the gentle curls of your nose hair. 3. Your neck, your beer bottle's special neck. 4. Your mind, or rather, you're mined ... finger to the nostril again, eh? 5. Your chin; please don't confuse it with your hans. 6. Whatever. 'Git. 7. I sae'd 'git." -- from Barnaby's Arnabies, 1826, author unknown |
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