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sonnawabitch
guy One Day I gone to Malta
To A big hotel
in the morning I go to eat a breakfeast
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast
She only brings me one piece
I tell her I wanna to piece
She said go to the bathroom
I say you don't understand
I want two piece on my plate
she say you better not piece on your plate you sonnawabitch

Later I go to bigger restaurant
The waitress brings me a spoon,knife, but no fock
I tell her i want to fock
she tell me everyone wanna to fock
I tell her you don't understand
I wanna to fock on the table
she say you better not fock on the table you sonnawabitch

So I go back to the hotel room
and there's no sheets on the bed
I call the manager and tell him
I wanna sheet
He tell me go to the bathroom
I say you don't understand
I wanna sheet on my bed
he say you better not sheet on your bed you sonnawabitch

I go to the checkout
and the man at desk say
piece on you
and then i say
piece on you too
you sonnawabitch
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