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bombs. they just don't use them responsibly.
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i agree; what are the infants doing with nukes?!?
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vote doar for congress
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unfortunately, while i do appreciate the vote of confidence i don't think i could get elected to your congress as i'm canadian, but hey i might get dual citizenship....hm......nah!
besides i'd be a horrible politician as i wouldn't want to become something i hate.
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how about andru235 for senator!
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andru235
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doar, i am reminded of the mark twain story about two friends who eke out a meagre living by taking in each other's laundry.
us for us congress! ... er ... are you in the us?
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lets see....hmm.....
that would be a definitive .....
i'm not quite sure....
i don't think i could be in "us", as "us" is an exclusive term meant for two people in a relationship......
so....sorry....i'm already married to pvcpillow lady here on blather.
i sincerely hope i didn't get your hopes up....or down.
i'm sure you will find that special someone here on blather with which to tie you in knots....
misstree would probably volunteer to do that....she's also good with a other implements of torture...or so i've heard on the rumour mill....not that i listen to such things....
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don't feel too bad, doar, about the fact that i cried and cried and cried after reading this. seriously, don't blame yourself for my utter, total destitution. because even though it is your fault, i wouldn't want you to feel as horribly awful as i did, after learning that our engagement was off. you know what makes it even worse, DOAR, do you know? the fact that you wouldn't even ACKNOWLEDGE our engagement during the entire 6.74 nanoseconds it lasted. truly DESPICABLE.
at any rate, i have enacted my revenge by giving BIRTH to a ROSE. it was a painful process, but i was fortunately very t-horny. (don't ask.) so hmph. take that!
BTW i want my dandruff covered sweatshirt back. it isn't yours, you know. i hope we can still be friends.
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FRIENDS! After you promised me you wouldn't go through with your birth! FRIENDS! I should really think that....would be....a great idea.
So, what did you name the little one? Something fitting I hope.
About your sweater, I kinda used it to clean up the motor oil in my garage. I'm so sorry, I wasn't thinking clearly at the time, being soo worried about the impending break up news, I just didn't notice which rag....erm...not rag..hmm...piece of available cleaning material I had grabbed. Yeah that's the ticket. I'll knit you another one from all that saved belly button lint you have though....deal?
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emmi
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on a korean kitchen knife: "keep out of children"
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why, DOAR, that would be an *excellent* use for all that belly-button lint i had amassed. as you may recall, the national museum of Bahrain refused my collection of toejam-sculpture, and that is what led me to start collecting b-b lint in the first place. a sweater would be a great, great, grand something or other. would you mind knitting emmi's phrase into the sweater? i don't want some parent shoving the sweater down a child's throat - that would be a waste of a perfectly good sweater!
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why does everyone capitalize my abbreviated moniker?
do you really mean to yell out my name?
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STELLA!
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hmmm. good question.
♫ say my name, say my name,
you been actin' boon - dock
typed my name with caps - lock ♫
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wouldn't it make more sense to knit my phrase onto your trousers? ok not funny
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