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vicious Skrump flung a damp sponge at Naeelah.
Naeelah went for Skrump with a feather-duster.
Figbash popped out at Naeelah and Skrump from a valise.
Skrump and Figbash attacked Naeelah with buttonhooks.
Skrump and Naeelah attempted to hinder Figbash with library paste.
Figbash and Skrump essayed to throttle Naeelah with a bootlace.
Figbash and Hooglyboo and Naeelah forgave each other over boiled turnips.
Skrump and Naeelah and Figbash pardoned one another over stewed prunes.
Figbash, Naeelah, and Skrump fell upon each other with loofahs.
And then everyone went joyously to an early grave.
And so they all lived miserably for ever after.
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grendel a truly gorey story 000711
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pat sajak fish bag crescendo into a long day at the rock wall. twilight fencepost armegeddon of fried foods and balmy summer breezes. the wandering turmoil sits upon the invisible stone cage, basking in infinite nonexistance. 011216
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silentbob bucky_sinister 011216