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1. i do_________to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me_________.
3. i almost wrecked because_____.
4. tomorrow i will be___________.
5. the last time i made love was___.
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girlslave
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1. i do cocaine to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me "cocaine is a ladder to god. climb that fucking ladder with me now, you stupid cunt".
3. i almost wrecked because without tires, there is no mendacity for a vehicle to crave.
4. tomorrow i will be shaking with my head in my hands, wishing i had a gun.
5. the last time i made love was several years ago, in a stupid dream.
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birdmad
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1. i do a little extra insulin to get fucked up.
(hypoglycemic episodes can be fun until the headache kicks in)
2. my grandma told me a lot of nice things that i didn't understand until i re-learned spanish as a teenager
3. i almost wrecked because i don't know how to drive standard very well and the road through the mountains was tricky
4. tomorrow i will be me, here, in spite of the fact that lately i would rather be someone else somewhere else
5. the last time i made love, in the most genuine, passionate sense, was twice as long ago as the last time i went out and had a good, meaningless, no-strings-attached fuck - and tired of those as i might have been - even that's been way too long.
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assmonkey
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1. i do bare my ass to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me to stop baring my ass.
3. i almost wrecked because of my parrot. (hah, gotcha, thought I was gonna say ass.. didn't ya!)
4. tomorrow i will be in Sunday.
5. the last time i made love was with my ass. (and Boom! in it goes for a final suprise)
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x
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i do whatever seems like a good idea at the time to get fucked up
my grandma told me "i never wanted to be THAT skinny" (in reference to me... btw she's huge and i'm average)
i almost wrecked because i didn't see that someone was double parked in front of the person in front of me who was jamming on their breaks (welcome to san francisco)
tomorrow i will still be trying
the last time i made love... well i dunno... how does one create love?
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ClairE
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1. I do reading binges of sad stories to get fucked up. I listen to life; it makes me glad for what I have.
2. My grandma told me I was fat.
3. I almost wrecked because I couldn't leave well enough alone.
4. Tomorrow I will be a day older.
5. The last time I made love was long enough ago that I'd have to ask my boyfriend.
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frAnk
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i do the jack kerouac thing to get fucked up.
my grandma told me to love people.
i almost wrecked because i was drawing in the journal on my lap, all into this fucking picture and whoa! time to stop.
tomorrow i will be planting flowers in the rain.
the last time i made love was sunday morning at 130 am. i came inside her because she was starting her period the following day.
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sixteen
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1. i do anything available to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me to keep doing whatever it was I was doing at the time (piano, writing, tennis, anything) in hopes that maybe I'll actually end up good at something.
3. i almost wrecked because I didn't care about how anyone else would feel.
4. tomorrow i will be on my way to Minnesota.
5. the last time i made love was when I was 14...everything after that could only be described as "sex" or "fucking".
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User24
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1. i do weed to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me shee fell down the stairs.
3. i almost [got] wrecked because I drank too much.
4. tomorrow i will be at work and bored because the bloody server is fucked up.
5. the last time i made love was great.
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unhinged
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1. i do weed and/or alcohol and/or pills to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me that she loved me and that i was wonderful at everything i did. but then again her middle name was love...literally. she is my angel.
3. i almost wrecked because...wait a second i actually did wreck because the person that was driving the car that i was in was driving like an asshole and it was all icy out.
4. tomorrow i will be holed up in my house and probably cleaning for the party on saturday.
5. the last time i made love was about two weeks ago. it was the best sexual experience of my life. i don't ever want to speak to him again.
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endless desire
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1. i do little green shivers to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me that when she becomes and old lady, she will wear purple. i didnt point out that she was an old lady.
3. (i can actually answer this one) i almost wrecked because some guy swerved out of his lane into mine because he was going to crash into the car in front of him. it was lame move but i didnt notice because i was tired. my mom sure noticed and freaked out and yelled, "oh my god oh my god." she said i should have freaked out too and that i need to pay more attention when i was driving. oh well. it would have been his fault anyways. he would have hit me from the side. or at least i think it would have been his fault since i would have no possible way to prevent it and he should have left enough space in front of him. (sorry, im new to this business)
4. tomorrow i will be sleeping in til 10.
5. (im going with x on this one) the last time i made love was. . .when could i form love? thats pretty cool. someone better teach me. . .
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niska
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1. i do drink and smoke dope to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me that moving to another country with my boyfriend was irresponsible, if we weren't going to be married first.
3. i almost wrecked because i was falling asleep at the wheel, until tom yelled at me to wake up.
4. tomorrow i will be working.
5. the last time i made love was this morning. ironically it's also the last time i made war...
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girl_jane
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1. i do not have a need to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me that it was ok to have cold hands...cold hands warm heart.
3. i almost wrecked because I didn't want to kill a butterfly...
4. tomorrow i will be ok.
5. the last time i made love was 1. i do_________to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me_________.
3. i almost wrecked because_____.
4. tomorrow i will be___________.
5. the last time i made love was___.
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celestias shadow
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1. i do listen to sad songs to get fucked up. makes me angsty like nothing else.
2. my grandma told me...oh wow, I don't know. They're both dead, and it seems like so long ago.
3. i almost wrecked because of my melodramatic streak.
4. tomorrow i will be at the library, reading. I really, really hope so, at least.
5. the last time i made love was never. celestias is a virgin and will no doubt stay that way for much longer than she would like.
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reue
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1. i do__life___to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me _that she was proud of me_.
3. i almost wrecked because _i'm a fucking moron and listen to people when i shouldn't_.
4. tomorrow i will be__happier__.
5. the last time i made love was _to long ago_.
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ClairE
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1. I do boys to get fucked up.
2. My grandma told me I was lucky that I hadn't been baptized because now I can choose my faith for myself. If only it were that easy.
3. I almost wrecked because I can never get close enough to totality.
4. Tomorrow I will be one day older.
5. The last time I made love was so long ago it's like a story someone told me once while we were passing dinner plates.
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Adriana
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1. i do nothing to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me that she hoped I was having a happy Valentine's Day and that she hoped I enjoyed the cookies she sent and that she loved the message I left on her answering machine.
3. I almost wrecked because there was a pedestrian trying to cross the street in front of me when I was going about 50, and I swerved into the other lane without noticing the car that was already there.
4. Tomorrow I will be, besides all the things I am today, attending many meetings and getting free dinner and mingling with friends and having an overall satisfying time.
5. The last time i made love was truly the best and most beautiful lovemaking we've ever had together; we did it slow to Norah Jones. I whispered "let's dance" in his ear, and he held my right hand in his left and we pressed cheek to cheek while I was under him. It was emotional and beautiful and I knew that's what making love was for.
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white_wave
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1. i do not need any extra help to get fucked up, except for an occasional bong hit.
2. my grandma told me that my dad's birth was an accident. So i guess i almost didn't arrive here either.
3. I almost wrecked because i was trying to avoid hitting a squirel.
4. Tommorrow I will be a day older and 24_hours wiser.
5. Last time i made love was 2 days ago and thankfully due to a_sudden_change_of_plans.
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pheather
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1. I do birdmad to get fucked.
2. My grandma told me that I am a slut.
3. I almost wrecked because birdmad was licking my wet cunt.
4. Tommorrow I will be sore from too much fucking.
5. It doesn't matter when was the last time I made love. I'm more interested in a meaningless fuck from birdmad.
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peepers
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1. i do think about him to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me not to talk about jesus.
3. i almost wrecked because it was another dreamy weekend.
4. tomorrow i will be waiting for him.
5. the last time i made love was in my head (no one knows what love is).
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Borealis
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1. i do incense and boys to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me to stay off the grass.
3. i almost wrecked because I can't keep my priorities straight.
4. tomorrow i will be still here...still here...still here...
5. the last time i made love was half-assed.
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Doar
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1. i do too much of everything to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me i should visit more since she's old and about to kick the proverbial bucket (at least in her head).
3. i almost wrecked because i can't use grammar properly.
4. tomorrow i will be still thinking of her.
5. the last time i made love was so long ago, this blank makes me hold my head.
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p2
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1. i do shots to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me... to eat out of a roach infested cereal box.
3. i almost wrecked because... i'm careless sometimes.
4. tomorrow i will be... almost the same as every other day.
5. the last time i made love was... too long ago.
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green tshirt
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1. i do e to get fucked up.
2. my grandma told me my hair is a mess.
3. i almost wrecked my thesis because i'm scared of failure.
4. tomorrow i will be nervous about my interview.
5. the last time i made love wasn't real enough.
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