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Based on the possibly true story the_fish_balloon_massacre.
Starring:
ferret the fish hitler
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spongebarb as friend #1
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mickey louse as friend #2
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ok, so here i am, in acme hardware with some friends, spongebarb and mickey louse, and we ask if they have baboons (ya know, so we could buy some) they didn't, they had just sold the last one a couple minutes ago. so we saw the capuchin monkeys. they were 10,000 dollars each. we bought about 10 or so. they came in a plastic bag. (ya know, with air holes in it, so they could breathe and stuff) then we bought a balloon. then the fun began!, or no wait, we bought the balloons first, then went to acme, but anyway. then the fun began! it started out as innocent fun you know? like, putting some jello in the balloon.... and washing that down with some capuchin monkeys! so soon we had about 6 capuchin monkeys in the balloon, with some jello. so we went around downtown offering it to people. nobody wanted it. spongebarb took the balloon (we were at jack in the crack at this point) and started twirling it around, i'm sure the monkeys had fun. then we walked over to tower. spongebarb got bored with the balloon, i said abandon them on the side of the street and hope they get a good home. mickey louse said we should leave them on someones doorstep. i said "kill 'em all!"... so spongebarb jumped on them. the poor tiny little capuchin monkeys burst forth from the broken balloon in all their jello covered glory and immediately dismembered spongebarb and mickey louse. it was the worst accident I ever seen. so the moral of this story is...... well, what is the moral? any guesses?
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This retelling is purely for entertainment purposes. We do not condone violence against monkeys, fish, humans, or puppies. Nor do we condone putting animals in balloons. Nor do we actually think ferret is a "fish hitler".
The legality of purchasing monkeys may vary in your area.
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