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| tonya |
**STOP! fold back ears for maximum aerodynamics do not go around the venetian blinds when i can go thrUUUUUUUU them sideways after hopping off the TV set hmm? can i knock down the screen door? it's heavy... back up dig into litterbox for traction kick kick launch cold metal under feetpads don't feel so great, but must try again run into living room to see if anyone has caught on yet, run away if anyone makes eye contact impromptu meerkat on two legs impersonation resume litterbox position CHARGE! ow wow mee-ouch. i felt it give way a little that time i've been working for 2 years to knock this thing out of joint soon my efforts will pay off dig,dig,dig.... FIRE THREE!!! IT'S OPEN!!!!! holy FUCK!!! w3hy didn't you tell me there was a dog out here? help, get me down from here pleeeeeeeeez!" [ / kat] |
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| god |
sorry. geez. come get some platypus chow. it's all they had at the store. |
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