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i am not a stalker...no really im not *soobbbb*
why was he taken so young?

ok fine, so he didnt die.
he did leave tho.
that makes me sad.
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ST did I?
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i am not a stalker...no really im not umm.
im guessing not. unless this is from heaven. or hell.
or that mysterious place in between for the people who were nuetral. i like to call it heck.
o yea.
back to you being dead or not dead.
i just thought that you left.
yea.
i was gonna say something witty, but my mind escapes me at the moment.

figured out who i am yet? (heh heh heh)
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Strideo I think but I'm not saying anything yet ;)
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i am not a stalker...no really im not i say heh heh heh too much.
i apologize muchly...hmmm
i was supposed to be doing my hw for the last few Hours. oops.

you're too riveting (i luv that word)

(but my fave word is omnimatapeia)
thats not how you spell it, but i dont care
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i am not a stalker...no really im not hey, whats with the 'i think so'?
i told you not think!!!!!
except for passively.
and not about me.
yepadoodles...
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Strideo I hardly think I'm riviting.
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i am not a stalker...no really im not i hardly think that im who you think i am... 040422
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Strideo wouldn't it be embarrasing if I gave you my geuss and I was wrong?
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i am not a stalker...no really im not ummm.
no.
well, maybe for you.
i mean i dunno...
(random thought) i have pointe class tomorrow. not that you needed to know that...
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Strideo pointe class?
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i am not a stalker...no really im not yah ballet...
yep...
i take ballet...
and i use too many eclispes...
(thats not how you spell that)
but i dont care...
besides, you're just changing the subject, poo head.(wow, im juvenile)
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ST okay, yes, I would feel embarrassed if I guessed wrong.
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i am not a stalker...no really im not awwwww...
please...????
(i have to go soon)
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i am not a stalker...no really im not pweeze???? 040422
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Strideo . . . I don't know . . .
I think I'll not say at this time.
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i am not a stalker...no really im not fine...(resigned sigh)...i shall see you tomorrow. (keeps lingering on in the awkward silence) yea, so im leaving

bye...
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ST sorry
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Strideo just had computer problems (and I was working on something too)
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Doar Axhes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
Here lays Strideo,
keyboard in hand,
mouse in other.


*present mice,
right-click,
right-click,
wheel-click*
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strideosgirlfriend strideo didn't die
he found a life outside of
blather land
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i am not a stalker...no really im not hey hey hey!!!
whats with all this talk of a girlfriend?
i dont like this one little teensy itsy bitsy bit.
no i do not...
anyways, i had my meet today. it was against an all boys school, and we actually got pretty good in the races...(the girls that is)
thats cause girls rule
and boys drool
except for you strideo who ive elevated to the heights of demigod

(wow thats sounds really freaky. im even scaring myself now...
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...excellent-said like smithers on the simpsons)

but anyways, i got off the subject. lets get back to the issue of you having a gf. i refuse to believe its true...
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i am not a stalker...no really im not strideo still not here?
well, i'll just leave a message.
(please leave your message after the tone)
(beep)
hi strideo? this is your not quite stalker. i just called to say that i have decided that it is better to watch you anonymously again. what if you figured out who i really was and didnt like me?
i dont like that thought very much at all.
so i called to bid you adieu.
adieu

*hangs her head as she places the phone back on the receiver*
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Strideo geez, you'd think my girlfreind was jealeous or something. I mean, hey, she gets stalkers all the time ^_^
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i am not a stalker...no really im not i still do not enjoy the word usage.
o wait, iwas remaining anon forever.
oops.
welly welly well.
bye.
(and you never guessed who i was. do you wish to leave a bad taste in my mouth of you forever?)
hmmmmm.
do you really have a girlfriend?
does she blather?
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Strideo yes I do have a girlfriend. she has blathed before but she normally doesn't. she does read my blathes sometimes though . . .

hmmmm . . .
does your blather_name contain ten letters?
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i am not a stalker...no really im not i never tought about it.
(counts on her fingers)
yes-wait-nope-wait
yes
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i am not a stalker...no really im not im going to pretend that i said tought because thought was too mainstream... 040424
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Strideo yes, I am quite certain that I know which person you are.
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i am not a stalker...no really im not ...rawr...
'quite certain'?
sounds a little too sure to me.
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i am not a stalker...no really im not way too sure...
i think i shall change my name back to an older one.
just to be confusing.

btw, who do you think i am, now that im changing my name?
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wcw I think you are Kookaburra.
Am I right?
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Strideo gee, thanks wcw. spoil my fun why don't ya?

well, that was my guess too. so there ya have it.
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kookaburra who really is a stalker hey!
i have been found out.
and not even by the person ive been not quite stalking.
unless you two are the same people.
(woah conspiracy theory)
but anyways.
i have been found out.
blather_is_made_of_poo.
but i guess the only bad thing would have been if you found me outside of blather (shivers) not cool.
(hee hee, what a pun i made)

anyways, how did you know it was me?
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kookaburra who really is a stalker oops, i wrote this before you said anything strideo...
so.
hmmm.
i really want to know how you knew it was me...
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Strideo How did I know? i had my suspicions because of your writing style and whimsical attitude, but that haiku_game hint made it soooo easy. it isn't hard to recognize you.
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wcw sorry strideo!
I didn't mean to spoil your fun:)
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ST its okay, I agree the rawr was a dead give away too ^_^
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kookaburra who really is a stalker i could have been shutterbug...
(pouts)
the sad thing is that i went through that whole page, countin letters

did you know that Consequences has 11 letters? or that ambermoon only has 10?

do i really say rawr that much?
hmmm...
i need a new word
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Strideo I knew it wasn't ambermoon
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kookaburra who really is a stalker who is leaving oh...
i still could have been shutter bug.
but i shall be leaving as of now.
the thrill of being the chasee is over.
i shall walk into the blue-green sea.
i shall float into the clouds.
i shall stop saying shall.
no really i will.
(pauses, trying to stop the buildup of unused shalls)
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i shall use shall as long as shall live!
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welly welly well.
thats all folks!!!
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:old spagehti western music plays as Kookaburra walks off into the sunset:

. . . and that was how the case of "i am not a stalker...no really im not" ended . . .
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