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Its true... Popstar Michael Jackson is facing yet more problemshe’s being sued by himself.

A group of people sharing the singer’s name have grouped together to launch a civil suit against the star, claiming Jackson’s much publicised troubles has made them embarrassed of their own name and caused them to be marginalized in the social and work lives.

Michael Jackson is the fifth most common name in America, and the group of Michael Jacksons – who started their campaign after contacting each other on the internetbelieve they can successfully make a case that the Earth Song star has denigrated their identity.

Michael Jackson, 39, the main spokesperson for the Michael Jackson Group (MJG) – who number 69 in total - says, “I’ve had to suffer constant jokes for decades, but in past years, as Mr Jackson, the joking has got more serious and vicious.

When I meet people for the first time and tell them my name they don’t take me seriously anymore. It is very upsetting. I also believe I have failed to get several jobs because my name now carries negative connotations which have prejudiced my potential employers.”

One of the Jacksons’ lawyers, who plans to file the case in the California courts, A.F. Fish Jnr, says, “It’s an untried area in law, but I believe my clients have a case.”

Michael Jackson could not be contacted for comment.
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A Jackson hater He's a fucking molestor, I hate his guts! I was hoping he'd get busted for sure this time, but he just ends up paying everyone off. Goddamn pedophile! 060402
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thinking out loud I think those other Michael Jackson's are a bit idiotic. They could simply change their names, but nooo, they're deciding to sue him because they care about the money, not their freaking reputation. 060402