| frankie_and_johnny | ||
| stork daddy |
king kong NINJA (2:00:06 PM): still in argentiniao? J6Q9463 (2:00:15 PM): yes sir king kong NINJA (2:00:17 PM): i have a letter for you king kong NINJA (2:00:21 PM): i must mail it today J6Q9463 (2:00:28 PM): still in california??? king kong NINJA (2:00:30 PM): or else...many innocents will die king kong NINJA (2:00:35 PM): i am maam! J6Q9463 (2:00:37 PM): i have the song california dreaming stuck in my head king kong NINJA (2:00:45 PM): all the leaves aren't brown king kong NINJA (2:00:51 PM): and the skies aren't gray J6Q9463 (2:00:51 PM): mailitmailit J6Q9463 (2:00:57 PM): i want a letter please king kong NINJA (2:01:01 PM): yesmaamyesmaam king kong NINJA (2:01:05 PM): today i will king kong NINJA (2:01:10 PM): if i recall it's a strange one J6Q9463 (2:01:14 PM): oh goody king kong NINJA (2:01:16 PM): i think i was on the verge of psychosis J6Q9463 (2:01:20 PM): stranger the better J6Q9463 (2:01:23 PM): oh wow J6Q9463 (2:01:25 PM): fantastic king kong NINJA (2:01:26 PM): thank god i'm fully back into psychosis now king kong NINJA (2:01:34 PM): being on the verge sucked king kong NINJA (2:01:42 PM): verges are uncomfortable J6Q9463 (2:01:47 PM): yeah king kong NINJA (2:01:54 PM): they chafe J6Q9463 (2:01:54 PM): like being on a razor point J6Q9463 (2:01:58 PM): some sort of blade king kong NINJA (2:02:03 PM): mmm razor point J6Q9463 (2:02:03 PM): the top of a slide king kong NINJA (2:02:09 PM): i like the top of the slide J6Q9463 (2:02:10 PM): the upswing of a seasaw J6Q9463 (2:02:12 PM): seesaw king kong NINJA (2:02:14 PM): potential energy king kong NINJA (2:02:19 PM): not as fun as kinetic energy though J6Q9463 (2:02:20 PM): which time of see king kong NINJA (2:02:20 PM): it's true J6Q9463 (2:02:23 PM): is sawed? king kong NINJA (2:02:37 PM): your seed at the top king kong NINJA (2:02:40 PM): at the bottom you're sawed king kong NINJA (2:02:43 PM): i'd love to saw you J6Q9463 (2:02:56 PM): oooooh really? J6Q9463 (2:02:57 PM): like J6Q9463 (2:03:03 PM): a magician? J6Q9463 (2:03:14 PM): i can be your formally attired assistant king kong NINJA (2:03:15 PM): sure...we'd need another woman to be the legs though king kong NINJA (2:03:20 PM): yes very formally attired J6Q9463 (2:03:21 PM): and youll make me disappear? king kong NINJA (2:03:29 PM): only if you promise to reappear J6Q9463 (2:03:35 PM): can she have nice long legs J6Q9463 (2:03:42 PM): instead of my short ones? J6Q9463 (2:03:48 PM): ill suddenly gain 5 inches king kong NINJA (2:03:51 PM): they can be long, hairy, dark king kong NINJA (2:03:53 PM): whatever you'd like J6Q9463 (2:04:01 PM): awesome king kong NINJA (2:04:13 PM): i'll say...not only will i saw her in half king kong NINJA (2:04:22 PM): i have magically given her the legs of a thirty-two year old homeless man king kong NINJA (2:04:33 PM): such is the power and caprice of my magic i'll say J6Q9463 (2:06:07 PM): yesyes J6Q9463 (2:06:15 PM): i want to go to a magic show J6Q9463 (2:06:25 PM): im gambling tonight king kong NINJA (2:06:39 PM): what's on the line? J6Q9463 (2:06:42 PM): youre seeing claire tomorrow? king kong NINJA (2:06:46 PM): tell me it's not your soul! king kong NINJA (2:06:47 PM): i am J6Q9463 (2:06:48 PM): i want to see claire for real king kong NINJA (2:06:49 PM): i'm giving her a ride J6Q9463 (2:06:49 PM): and J6Q9463 (2:06:57 PM): i want to see you for real king kong NINJA (2:06:59 PM): on the jimmy express J6Q9463 (2:07:05 PM): i am jealous from both angles king kong NINJA (2:07:06 PM): can we ever see anyone for real? J6Q9463 (2:07:12 PM): well no king kong NINJA (2:07:14 PM): you'll see me for real someday! J6Q9463 (2:07:15 PM): but king kong NINJA (2:07:24 PM): let's just pray it's not too late J6Q9463 (2:07:26 PM): okok that would be very nice J6Q9463 (2:07:28 PM): i think J6Q9463 (2:07:33 PM): too late king kong NINJA (2:07:34 PM): i'll visit you in pittsburgh J6Q9463 (2:07:35 PM): so ominous king kong NINJA (2:07:38 PM): or whever you are! king kong NINJA (2:07:39 PM): i know J6Q9463 (2:07:41 PM): too late for the vacine? king kong NINJA (2:07:45 PM): what games of chance will you play J6Q9463 (2:07:46 PM): to stop the volcano? king kong NINJA (2:07:51 PM): i think it's too late for the vaccine king kong NINJA (2:08:01 PM): but the volcano...i can still throw myself into the volcano J6Q9463 (2:08:19 PM): nooooooooo king kong NINJA (2:08:33 PM): it's to save the village! J6Q9463 (2:08:43 PM): no you cant be so heroic J6Q9463 (2:08:54 PM): then ill only remember the positive things about you king kong NINJA (2:09:01 PM): but is there any other way? J6Q9463 (2:09:05 PM): i will be so overcome by your one heroic act J6Q9463 (2:09:12 PM): will never love anyone else ever J6Q9463 (2:09:17 PM): will live in the past king kong NINJA (2:09:30 PM): okay...i'll awkardly attempt to make love to you despite the fact we've promised ourselves to others the night before king kong NINJA (2:09:39 PM): that way you'll be at least ambivalent J6Q9463 (2:10:01 PM): ok king kong NINJA (2:10:04 PM): but then later you'll find out i was never promised to anyone else and that i'd always loved you... J6Q9463 (2:10:13 PM): awwwwwwww king kong NINJA (2:10:19 PM): alright...let's throw someone old into the volcano J6Q9463 (2:10:21 PM): then i guess well both have to jump in together J6Q9463 (2:10:25 PM): count of 3 J6Q9463 (2:10:26 PM): 1 J6Q9463 (2:10:27 PM): 2 J6Q9463 (2:10:33 PM): oh J6Q9463 (2:10:35 PM): yes wait J6Q9463 (2:10:38 PM): someone old} king kong NINJA (2:10:39 PM): and he'll say...i was never really old king kong NINJA (2:10:42 PM): and i always loved you J6Q9463 (2:10:43 PM): theyll die soon anyway J6Q9463 (2:10:52 PM): but king kong NINJA (2:10:54 PM): and babies don't know the difference! J6Q9463 (2:11:01 PM): old people are so cute and have good stories king kong NINJA (2:11:09 PM): right...whereas babies are only cute J6Q9463 (2:11:14 PM): right king kong NINJA (2:11:18 PM): but they make for great stories king kong NINJA (2:11:23 PM): what a difficult decision king kong NINJA (2:11:36 PM): i knew i shouldn't have ran for village chieftain J6Q9463 (2:15:07 PM): did you win? J6Q9463 (2:15:18 PM): i handed out cookies and pins in support king kong NINJA (2:15:18 PM): well there was a smear campagin king kong NINJA (2:15:48 PM): they say i took a herd of goats from the canoe lobby so that i'd be pro canoe exploration king kong NINJA (2:15:54 PM): but there is no hard evidence of that king kong NINJA (2:18:23 PM): http://www.theadam.arvixe.com/BRBsoStay.wav J6Q9463 (2:19:03 PM): aww J6Q9463 (2:19:08 PM): no sound on this public computer J6Q9463 (2:19:11 PM): dammit J6Q9463 (2:19:14 PM): what was that? king kong NINJA (2:19:34 PM): that was the the brb song king kong NINJA (2:19:53 PM): it was quite beautiful, i'm sorry you missed it J6Q9463 (2:19:59 PM): so youll umm brb? J6Q9463 (2:20:06 PM): or you were just sharing? king kong NINJA (2:20:06 PM): i will! J6Q9463 (2:20:11 PM): ok!!!!!! king kong NINJA (2:20:29 PM): it's called brbbbbbbbbb you typppppe that king kong NINJA (2:20:32 PM): brb J6Q9463 (2:51:14 PM): byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebyeeeeeeeeee king kong NINJA (2:51:15 PM): http://www.theadam.arvixe.com/BRBsoStay.wav |
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| unhinged | yes, the two men on this planet that i can't walk away from. and that disturbing feeling of lay down and die for you, it makes me want to run. love, it's just so shitty sometimes. | 050613 |
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| ghost of sam cooke | "she shot once, twice, three times and johnny fell to the barroom's floor. oh he was her man alright, but he was doing her wrong" | 050613 |
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| stork daddy | great stuff. | 060324 |