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stork daddy hey everybody, let's drop our bags and rock to the 50s.

you shouldn't make fun of people with issues.

oh man...if that was me, i'd pretend i was a fan and that the slap injured me. i would've fallen down and claimed i injured my hip.

then i would've shown up to court with pictures of me in shorts and sweatbands and claimed that i was a lifelong fan who now was suffering from emotional and physical injuries.

i can't go out in public, everyone mocks me.

i'd cry, i really did just want to rock to the 50s
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