| charlton_heston | ||
| doctor zaiuss |
get your filthy paws off of me you damn dirty republican |
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| oldephebe |
charlton heston in a moment of clarity from his alzhiemer induced fugue - he's over his old friend julia childs television kithcen - she's baked some LOVELY eggplant and cheddar (soy lecithin derivative) bran muffins to address that glacial repository of dense colon filler that has accumulated after 50 or 60 years of eating prime rib and T - bone steak - she offers charlton a muffin - he takes it and says "that's not a muffin it's as hard as ice" - he throws it towards the sink - it hits with a loud thud and does not move - charlton - "that hit the counter like a stone. That's no damn biscuit. damn you julia" ... |
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| oren | IT'S PEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE! | 060502 |