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jane we got stoned.
you grabbed my ankles.
it tickled.
i didn't like it; i was laughing & crying at the same time.
i didn't want to kick you in the face.
i felt helpless.
i freaked out.
i started crying.
i couldn't gauge your reaction, but it seemed to me you thought i was overreacting.
maybe.
still, you can't grab my ankles, and not stop when i say Stop.
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thieums I'll tell you what happened kiddo
This is what happened:
When you were born, three guys came
From the desert with many riches
Great presents, I tell ye!
But you know, here we don't like Arabs
So we called the CIA.
They were mumbling something about you being a Saviour
Son of God or something
Would you believe that????
I'll tell you whose son you are!!
You're the son of my DICK!
And I tell ye the Mary won't ever see this "God" guy... Never, ever again.
Anyway, they carried them away to Guantanamo
Now they can do their mumbo-jumbo with their friends there.
And I TELL YA: next time I have to fetch you dead drunk at the O'Donnell Pub, grab you by the ankles and pull you in the trunk of our car, I won't be *that* easy on you.
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