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weird_al_with_tourettes
ever dumbening kind of how i fancy myself when creating alternative lyrics.

next time you hear the t-mobile jingle, say "pussy cock and balls" over the top. you will never cleanse yourself from that earworm. you are welcome.

god bless you too $hort, for your filthy, oakland-centric rhymes. [yes, i'm going to hell for occasionally enjoying his misogynistic stylings. compartmentalize, right?]
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