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epitome of incomprehensibility Therapy for when you're tired of real ones. Example:

E.O. Incomprehensibility
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Education: Advanced Kindergarten

Experience: Terribly promiscuous. You don't even want to know about it.

Skills: Drawing with crayons

Weaknesses: Chocolate

Languages: English, French, Kebby-quoi? French, Spanglish, Quenya, Sindarin, Galactispeak.

Interests: Hiding under tables and pretending to be a turtle.

Other activities: Volunteering as a secretary at the Time Machine Convention, July 11, 2006 A.D.-4328 B.C.
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