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Strideo everything in this blathe is true! we only tell the truth here.

an elephant can jump three times it's own height.

an eggburt is a special type of grenade that spreads itching powder.

the Earth is a cube.
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Ouroboros A 13 angsty teen just beginning to explore the internet visits a blue island where blather_spell_check always lies and shitrakers always tell the truth. What is the question that the angsty teen should ask in order to verify who they are speaking with? 090511
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Strideo undoubtedly the best question for verifying another's identity is "What color is your brain?"
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Strideo Saturn's rings are made up of old bottle caps.
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Doar heard used motor oil can be used to fertilize your lawn.

this somewhere
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In_Bloom Trimming "down there" makes a man's equipment look bigger 090513
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Doar WHAT? That's a lie?

*Puts the hedge trimmers down and limps away muttering....*

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Strideo most people say they are the least tired at 5:00am
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jane my real name is jane 090819
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TCMT LMAO@ DOAR

We all thought that was true......
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