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andru235
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dear doar,
let's_mingle. how_are_you_holding_up after_the_party? are_decomposing_cadavers_your_playground?
have_you_ever_noticed the_moments_of_our_sharing? have_you_ever_noticed that the_owl_was_a_baker's_daughter?
do_you_think_if_i_asked_nicely you_would_spit_on_me? or are_you_a_pool_of_water?
doar, when you_wrapped_your_arms_around lady_lunchbox, i_asked_for_the_strength to_be_a_republican.
so i_ask_you, doar, do_you_like_women_shaved_or_not? are_you_a_breast_man? have_a_nipple_sandwich_or_die.
please_don't forget, doar, that i_locked_myself_in_the_bakery knowing that_the_world_will_be_better___
and at_the_video_store, doar, i_looked_under_a_rock_and_found an_intelligent_design_theory.
doar, look_at_me_i_am_mysterious! i_wrote_a_novel about_death_of_a_rose! and_i_will_tell_you_how_wonder_you_are!
(per the mayonnaise chapter: are_you_sure_you_want_to_delete_these_3_items?
can_i_tell_you_something, doar? that_fig_is_huge. you'd_better_be_careful. without_beans_there_is_no_sky!!!
but let's_just_be_friends, doar. i_am_not_the_one. so please_don't_talk_to_me. i_am_salty.
oh, doar! please_talk_to_me! i_am_sinking, like_wagon_wheels_over_muddy_ruts!
like_a_bull_in_a_china_shop, i_am_renouncing_everything. i_need_you_to_help_me look_at_what_the_cat_dragged_in.
sincerely,
andru235
p.s. i_always_do_this without_tossing_my_hair into_the_fog_where_no_one_notices
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