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margaux okay, so we were wondering - how does the mass of pluto keep it in orbit around the sun? is it really dense enough?

what if one day, we just lost pluto?
"pluto's been flung off into the universe!"

so then humans get all scared that they're going to lose other planets, & they tie the planets together with space rope.

but instead of keeping all the planets in orbit around the sun, humans succeed in pulling all other planets in orbit around earth.

they rejoice for finally achieving a geocentric solar system!
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nomme) "pluto isn't a planet" 050627
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reuters Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:35pm

"Despite being the farthest planet from Earth in our solar system, Pluto has come under attack from astronomers and may be about to lose its status in the battle.

Some 3,000 astronomers and scientists from around the world will meet in Prague this week to decide whether Pluto, discovered in 1930, measures up to the definition of a planet.

In defining for the first time what exactly a planet is, the International Astronomers Union (IAU) may be forced to downgrade Pluto's status, or add as many as 14 others.

Such a decision would send shockwaves through the scientific community, instantly outdate textbooks, and cause educators to re-teach the basics of our solar system.


...In the run-up to the assembly, emotions have been running high in both directions.

Some have appealed to Gingerich's group not to downgrade Pluto, saying it would disappoint children and throw our understanding of the universe into chaos.

Others say let the chips fall where they may and seem to relish the idea of overturning our current view of the universe.

Gingerich said that modern technologies have allowed scientists to delve into the solar system further, and in more detail, than ever before. Therefore, it is no surprise that questions on the fundamental assumptions of it are arising.

"Should it (Pluto), for historical reasons, be considered a planet like the rest?" Gingerich asks, refusing to tip his hand on how the seven-member group has agreed after deciding on the wording in June.

Scientists say the group may make a new class of planets that accepts large bodies such as Xena and Pluto that do not measure up to the eight larger planets. They could also drop Pluto's status as a planet or expand the list of planets to include many similarly-sized bodies found in the solar system..."
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Oh... For Fucks Sake Does it really matter? Let it be a planet. Quibbling over such distinctions seems mere pretense. 060814
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why for fucks sake? 060814
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does it really matter? 060814
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who is quibbling? 060814
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The Quibblers The 3,000 Astronomers. 060814