kids_running_away_to_dairy_queen
stork daddy
that's
like
me
or
you
picking
up
and
moving
to
china
.
it's
that
dramatic
to
a
kid
.
050803
...
ever dumbening
i
moved
to
china
;
it
wasn't
that
dramatic
.
050803
...
.
tick
050803
...
.
tick
050803
...
.
tick
050803
...
ever dumbening
okay
,
okay
,
fine
.
it
was
fucking
dramatic
.
you
made
your
damn
point
.
050803
...
pete
i
once
knew
a
girl
who
wanted
to
run
away
from
dairy
queen
050804
...
nom
i
should've
known
that
day
when
i
was
sitting
on
that
bench
waiting
with
the
pasta
,
listening
to
the
policeman
and
the
lady
and
the
little
kids
he
didn't
really
want
to
know
me
that's
why
he
didn't
show
up
he
later
wrote
that
he
was
late
but
i
was
there
,
i
waited
and
i
just
don't
care
anymore
it
was
just
because
he
took
off
my
hat
it
was
just
because
he
said
hello
i
was
just
a
lonely
girl
060101
...
pSyche
my
friend
just
ran
away
from
dairy
queen
.
yay
for
no
two
weeks
notice
.
070622
...
Strideo
"
In
the
Land
of
Dairy
Queen
,
we
treat
you
right
."
When
I
was
a
kid
I
loved
those
Land
of
Dairy
Queen
commercials
with
chocolate
and
ice
cream
landscapes
and
rivers
of
more
chocolate
and
stuff
.
So
yeah
,
when
I
saw
the
title
of
this
blathe
I
envisioned
kids
running
away
to
the
Land
of
Dairy
Queen
and
having
a
blast
by
fudge
canyon
and
generally
just
having
a
good
time
eating
the
landscape
.
Except
for
the
lactose intolerant
kid
.
Welcome
to
hell
lactose intolerant
kid
.
...
070623
...
enzyme invalid kid
tell
me
about
it
.
just
yesterday
i
was
sweating
buckets
at
the
toilet
after
a
cheese
sandwich
and
a
milkshake
.
damn
my
feeble
stomach
!
070623
