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jane
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i will send you one back.
email me for da address
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Doar
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done.
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jane
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darling where'd you send it to?
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Doar
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oops. I meant that I shipped you the e-mail....er......but you knew that already right? right? um.....er.....uh.....but maybe you didn't and were under the impression that I had signaled my having just shipped the letter, in which case I would.....er.....but maybe you were just having a gentle fun poke at the doar, right? right?
Oh my lord in (whatever plane of existence you chose), I'm sooooo confuzzled right now.
:)
by the way Jane, I have started your upcoming letter, but I must warn you it might be a rambling collection of brain splatter.
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Doar
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oh and thanks for the darling comment. Much appreciation.
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jane
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ah no, you scared me because i thought you had sent the snailmail already, & i was thinking i was gonna have to come up with something quick.
no_worries, my_friend
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Doar
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Then I shall work on it until Thursday,
which shall be the date that it will sent,
Not Wednesday, on which it will not snailed mailed,
And certainly not Friday, on which it will also not be sent,
And forget about Saturday as I shall be sleeping,
Tuesday, which is tomorrow, fagettaouta it.
Sunday was a consideration, but I'm usually way too lazy on a Sunday morning to send anything, besides in Canada the government run post offices are closed.
Monday, well, Monday, bloody Monday. I think Monday speaks for itself and doesn't need me intruding on it's territory by trying to send a simple blather_letter.
So in conclusion, I regard Thursday as the opportune time to ship the letter through conventional means.
sends you regards on Thursday.
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jane
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thursday it is.
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Deathofarose or is it RO
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Jane,
I've had an inspirational thought or idea or somesuch. I abase myself profusely before your mose holiest of shrines, I did not get the letter out as I had planned yesterday.
But,
Wait for it,
I will be sending you a hand written letter and
postcard from my new vacation.
I sincerely hope I've made penance and exciting your beautific heart by the postcard comment.
Yours,
Doar and Mr. RO's alter ego.
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jane
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yes yes i'm an asshole too. take your time, my friend. i never wanted there to be a deadline on the thing. and to be honest i would much rather prefer something to which i can respond, so i will say i am going to respond to whatever i get from you. no worries; i'm just happy to be getting something in the mail from a blatherskite ; from you especially.
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Wait a Minute?
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DOAR = RO????
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jane
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that would be news to me...
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DOAR or RO
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weeellll,
you do realize that RO are two letters in DOAR, don't you?
.hmmm.
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yart
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in your dreams
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Doar
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sometimes in my dreams,
is othertimes in my nightmares.
but it's all good none-the-less.
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there are PICTURES OF BOTH OF YOU. there is NO WAY you are both the same person!!
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Doar
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well, you certainly seem quite....well...emphatic about your statment.
chill out. it's only words after all.
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yert
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It's not WORDS, it's PEOPLE!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!
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Doar
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whoa....I think we have another candidate for Ritalin.
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Doar
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dammit, I forgot the postcard.
sorry jane.
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jane
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its okay.
when i get it, it will be a glorious surprise!
& then i'll write you back, & it will be a glorious surprise!
yay!
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Doar
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somebody is fucking with blather.
again.
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jane
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not anymore
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