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Strideo
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In 1984, while she was living in the White House, Ronald Reagan went to Los Angeles to open the Olympics. When he returned home, Maureen asked what he liked most about the Opening Ceremony.
Her dad stood in the hallway for a moment. Then he lit up.
He liked seeing someone carry the flag of China followed by all those athletes, who looked Chinese. And the German flag, in front of all those youngsters who were German. And the flags from little Africa countries, followed by African kids.
“And then our flag came out. One of the athletes was carrying our flag,” he told Maureen, getting more and more excited. “And following it were marching our boys and girls. And they looked like the whole world!”
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The Spork
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[spoken unbeknownst into an open mic while preparing for a to give a speech, a "joke" that almost turned into an international incident]
"Ladies and gentlemen, i have just signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever...the bombing begins in five minutes"
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Joey Ramone
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Bonzo goes to Bitburg
and goes out
for a cup of tea
and as i watched it on TV
somehow
it really bothered me
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kookaburra
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((reading rainbow))
president in the sky
finally says goodbye.
take a look, he's in a book,
its ronald reagan.
he screwed our country up,
but they love him just as much,
in each design, he's on a sign,
its ronald reagan.
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0^0
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As good as Bill Clinton
Two Terms vs.
One Term for "senior" or "junior" Bush
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kx21
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* "Junior" Bush's White_house's_911 *
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