blather
stop_me_if_you_think_that_you've_heard_this_one_be
birdmad punchline 020110
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oh who said i lied because i never i was detained
i was restrained

an emergency stop
i smelt the last ten seconds of life

i crashed down on the crossbar
and the pain was enough
to make a shy bald buddhist reflect
and plan a mass murder
021115
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strangeways here we come okay, that was bizarre

i blathed on the longer form which is in the database but will not post because of too many characters in the title

so instead it defaulted to this one

oh oh oh
stop me
stop me if you think
that you've heard this one before
021115
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birdmad stop me
oh oh oh
stop me
030421