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poet
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It started with the clever ones, ones that said things like "you laugh at me becuase im different. i laugh at you because youre all the same". stuff like that. those were cool. original. interesting. but then everyone else wanted one. so now everyone gets one. now its less uniqe. so theyve got to make more. they make more. and more. until all interesting ideas were taken long ago, and now all the t-shirts have phrases on them that are so pathetic, so not funny, and trying SO HARD to be funny or clever or sarcastic or interesting that theyre nauseating to read. and people have just given up. they just get crappier and crappier. one catchphrase after another. and soon, there will be nothing to put on t-shirts. they will have run out of every damn phrase and imitated each other to death. nothing will be original anymore, and all shirts will have phrases that are painful to read bc they suck so much
and i will have to hire someone to shop for me
and i'll have to wear shades all the time so i cant quite read peoples shirts
and i will die cold
and lonely
and no one will be happy ever again.
the end
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thunderbuck ram
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You just made my plain unfettered t-shirts of choice oh so meaningful. Thank you.
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god
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staple dead fish and garbage to your clothes
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Doar
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but then everyone would do it that "god"....hey....i could make a fortune selling air fresheners....hmmm...
yeah what "god" said.
you are soo da "god", god.
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misstree
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tshirthell.com was doing a pretty good job of being the most inventive, amusing, and offensive, though i haven't visited them for a while.
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