extreme_blather
silentbob
you
motherfuckers
ready
to
get
EXTREME
???
030131
...
sweetheart of the song tra bong
I
feel
like
this
will
require
some
sort
of
refreshing
and
energizing
new
sports
beverage
.
030131
...
farmfish
I
"M
FUCKING
READY
!!!!!!!!!!
030131
...
fall of a sparrow
Is
this
at
all
like
Atomic
Hackysack?
Now
there's
a
real
sport
...
keep
an
EXTREME
DISTANCE
,
might
I
remind
you
.
030731
...
calum
Giblets
and
runny faeces
on
tagliatelle.
A
Haggis employed
as
a
vibrator
. Fuckiing
your
grandmother
while
your
mum
fingers
your
arsehole
and
your
father
plays
kossack
music
on
a
detuned acoustic
guitar
.
Drinking
from
the
dogbowl. Willingly
wearing
a
loincloth
in
public
. Realising
that
Jesus
is
the
only
friend
you
have
.
An
Unanaesthetized
circumcision
at
the
age
of
thirty
.
Returning
home
to
find
your
parents
having
an
animal
themed groupsex
party
in
the
living
room
.
Being
given
rohipnol
then
waking
up
to
find
yourself
tied
to
a
stake
surrounded
by
ten
naked
,
hung
and
horny
midgets
all
arguing
heatedly
over
which
of
them
gets
to
go
first
.
Finding
out
that
the
sexy
girl
you
have
just
taken
home
is
actually
a
transsexual
called
Marvin
and
that
his
really
goodlooking girlfiend Hank
is
on
her
way
over
to
join
the
party
.
030731
