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ClairE I never understood this game when we played it when I was small.

I didn't understand life much when I was small.

I don't understand life much, period.
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nocturnal as does the fat man.


has seen empire far too many times.
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nocturnal oh fuck me. I wrote that this morning, the brain obviously wasn't quite kicked into gear. so lemme correct myself before aimee or some other fellow empire fan does it for me. the quote is "the fat man WALKS alone." not stands alone. I am ashamed beyond belief. I should never be allowed to quote empire again...of course then I wouldn't say too much anymore. 011128
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Kleh Ver ~

Why did I always end up being the cheese when we played this game?

After the wife, cow, pig, dog and every other four-legged creature on this earth had been picked, all of the other kids would gather in a circle and surround me with that evil grin on their eight year-old faces. I can still hear their maddening chant echoing in my ears to this day:

`-:. "The cheese stands alone!"
`-:. "The cheese stands alone!"
`-:. "Hi ho the Derry-o!"
`-:. "The cheese stands alone!"


A plague on the Farmer in the Dell.
A plague on the Farmer in the Dell!!!


*The cheese stands alone. . .
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*The story of my life. . .

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screwing for virginity i was also the cheese more often than not. 021210