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| god | come ye child, gather round the fire with yer wretched shipmates and hear ye the legend of salt. it all started on april 1 1902, somewhere south of the place you grew up. while you were sleeping in yer little bed, a call went out from the furthest reaches of space, decreeing that peanuts, salad, and pickled pigs feet will be united by a treaty, a "salt" treaty, in which all are declared unworthy and wanting of nothing more than moose droppings, for continuity's sake. | 020812 |