shed_not_a_tear_for_the_jalapenyo
Dafremen
Let's
hear
it
all
of
you
pickled
pepper
addicts
.
The
raw
fish
and
wasabe
crowd
has
had
their
chance
.
Now
let's
hear
it
for
some
TRULY
tasty
fair
!
Let's
hear
your
thoughts
on
the
mighty
jalapeño:
Oh
jalapeño,
you
cannot
know
The
flame
you
wrench
from
my
bunghole
The
searing scarring puckering
That
emanates
from
there
The
trickling
of
drool
to
chin
The
pickling
my
stool
is
in
From
sampling
your
fare
Shed
not
a
tear
for
the
jalapeño
It's
crunch
is
not
quite
lost
Mourn
not
quite
yet
It's
loss
nor
regret
The
throat
down
which
it
was
tossed
Shed
not
a
tear
for
the
jalapeño
It's
favors
do
not
pretend
In
tacos
,
in
beers
Through
screams
and
through
tears
It
shows
all
who's
boss
in
the
end
.
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...
green bay fudge packers
such
foul
language
dont
you
mean
'
b
*nghole'
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...
Dafremen
no
..not
at
all
..tis
a
BUNGhole
Brrrr
...is
it
getting
chile
in
here
?
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...
jdc
how
can
peple
eat
these
things
?
hey
,
i
think
id
like
to
eat
some
pain
please
.
can
you
please
pass
the
pain
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...
Dafremen
Ahhh
,
but
it
is
not
the
pain
that
keeps
us
coming
back
,
lad
(lass?) Tis
the
rush
of
endorphins
that
follow
the
pain
that
hooks
us
and
keeps
us
.
Yes
,
the
mighty
jalapenyo
is
a
drug
in
chile
form
!
Now
the
habanero
is
pain
...pure
pain
,
masochism
grown
in
God's
own
garden
.
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