blather
on_beeboos
stork daddy why we're beeboos.

her: do you think it'd be weird if i let you watch me pee?

me: i think it'd be both informative and educational. it'd bring us closer as a couple.

her: a couple of weirdos. i'm not going to poop in your mouth jimmy.

me: have you been reading my diary?

also:

her: if you aren't wearing green i get to pinch you

me: you aren't going to pinch me anyways?

her: i don't want to catch anything.

me: i'll pinch your penis...with my lips
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