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andru235
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dear oren,
how_are_you_today? please let_your_beauty_unfold, because_desire_is_filled_with high_profile_giraffes.
but_first_a_question : who_wants_chicken?
now oren, you_know_me ; i_sing_in_the_shower. i_am_a_snowman_of_the_moment; i_am_exactly_who_you_think_i_am. probably.
so you_know_too_much. you_took_me_on_the_balcony. this_is_your_warning : rabbits_are_not_your_father's_oldsmobile. remember_this_later.
please_drive_slowly_on_back_roads, oren. i_know_you_do_this_often, but just_in_case, try_and_understand_me.
pussy_eating_101 hints_hints_hints : put_anthrax_on_a_tampax, or simply put_on_a_happy_face. i_learned_how_to_burn at pvc's_bachelerotte_party. (probably the first time a bachelerotte party was ever thrown for someone)
now_that_the_war_is_over, i_just_have_to_laugh. i_am_NOT_a_cactus.
just_kidding, oren, i_am_a_cactus.
november's_full_moon reminded me that_i_should_become a rabid_venemous_laser_beam_death_squirrel right_now. time_to_put_on_the_boots, oren; time_to_get_ballsy.
well, that's_all for_right_now, oren. i_love_you, and i_love_your_attitude_problem, but please_don't_touch_me.
oh, oren! please_touch_me! i mean, pleeze_you_kno_im_feeling_verry_fagile. i_had_a_dream_last_night about_fucking_religion. leave_me_alone.
lets_just_remain_blather_friends. and as always, lfalkfjalskdjf.
your_complete_breakfast,
andru235
p.s. you_are_sooo_irrigating. keep_it kewl!
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