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on good days they're only suicidal gestures. what makes you think i'm having a bad day, this is a great day, look how shallow those cuts are. the problem with do it yourself suicide manuals is that they're always incomplete. hanging yourself on a budget is a good one though. i've been drafting that suicide note for 14 years now. i never seem to get it right.
if i could have a magical power i'd be able to instantly turn into winston churchill. "we will never, never, never surrender." that's all i imagine him ever saying actually. like someone would be like...i bet you can't eat that whole pie...and he'd be like "i will never never never surrender - i will eat it on the way home, and at my desk, and at 3am after drinking brandy."
"i just wanted to show you what love and support is like." don't act the bodhisatva asshat, you just like making out with girls. - which makes me wonder is jealousy learned or natural...and who cares if it keeps getting dishes thrown at my head.
i walked into a bar the other day and the paintings were mawkishly morose. as dishonest as those incessantly happy ones they put in some hotels. as if the anti-bob ross had been teaching people how to paint sad trees. still they comforted me. they reminded me of the thomas kinkade paintings that filled the middle class houses i grew up in. setting a ceiling on our ecstasy sure, but also a floor on our despair. everything was comfortable. we musn't leave our range.
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