neil_diamond
stork daddy
your
sincerity
when
no
one
is
looking
.
Your
voice
when
you
are
drunk
on
the
faces
of
friends
and
a
backbeat
without
words
.
And
a
karaoke
ball
bouncing
over
easy
words
that
only
you
can
sing
.
020523
...
Will Farrell as Neil Diamond
i
wrote
this
song
after
killing
a
drifter
to
get
an
erection
020524
...
yenaldlosi
Absolutely
does
not
rock
.
I
think
he
became
a
hit
tapping
into
that
same
vein
of
whitewashed
not
-quite-rock
music
that
spewed
forth
Pat
Boone
.
I
think
bad
bubblegum
pop
songs
from
the
early
60's ar
some
of
the
worst
stuff
i
ever
heard
.
The
terrible
brit-pop
covers
of
some
of
the
great
soul
hits
from
when
i
was
a
kid
were
grating.
Everytime
I
hear
the
oldies
station
play
those
cover
versions
of
"Silhouettes"
or
of
Sam
Cooke's "
Wonderful_World
"
I
want
to
drive
to
the
station
and
choke
the
programmer
who
made
the
deciion
to
put
those
in
heavier
rotation
than
the
originals.
I'm
a
picky
old
thing
sometimes
.
Continuing
my
ramble
,
I
can't
help
but
still
be
amused
by
the
looks
on
the
faces
of
some
of
my
daughter's
friends
when
they
came
in
from
a
school
dance
one
friday
night
and
found
me
cleaning
the
garage
to
the
strains
of
Black
Sabbath.
After
all
,
I
am
about
the
same
age
as
Ozzy
.
Why
not
?
030219
...
neil diamond
touching
you
...touching
you
....
040213
...
oldephebe
oh
such
an
under
current
of
pathos
that
underscores
every
line
....oh
yes
i'm
being
ironic
...still
though
..some
of
his
stuff
..the
early
stuff
..isn't
that
bad
..loved
the
wil
farrell
line
040213
...
John Candys Boyfriend
It's
Ferrel,
you
retard
.
040820
...
Lizardman
No
,
it's
"Ferrell,"
douchebag
.
040820
...
stork daddy
For
the
record
,
there
are
few
things
that
rock
more
than
a
song
about
rose
wine
.
040820
...
stork daddy
another
note
...bark
at
the
moon
is
cheesier
than
anything
neil
diamond
ever
wrote
.
i
still
love
it
,
but
facts
are
facts
.
040820
...
unhinged
grew
up
on
this
guy
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