cat_quotes
Rasputin
"
The
cat
:
An
animal
that's
unpredictable
,
you
never
tell
in
advance
how
it
will
ignore
you
the
next
time
.
-
Evan
Esar
050506
...
Rassssspuuutin
"
There
is
no
more
intrepid
explorer
than
a
kitten
."
-Jules Champfleury
050506
...
The Rass Mutation
"
The
wildcat
is
the
'real'
cat
,
the
soul
of
the
domestic
cat
; unknowable
to
human
beings,
he
yet
exists
inside
our
household
pets
,
who
have
long
ago
seduced
us
with
their
seemingly
civilized
ways
."
-
Joyce
Carol
Oates
050506
...
Mr. Putin to you
"
The
clever
cat
eats
cheese
and
breathes
down
rat
holes
with
baited
breath
."
-
W
.C.
Fields
050506
...
Nitupsar
"
If
I
called
her
she
would
pretend
not
to
hear
,
but
would
come
a
few
minutes
later
when
it
could
appear
that
she
had
thought
of
doing
so
first
."
-Arthur Weigall
050506
...
Bass Shootin
"
My
cat
never
laughs
or
cries
.
He
is
always
reasoning
."
-Miguel
de
Unamuno
050506
...
Evil Monk
"
If
you
want
to
be
a
psychological
novelist
and
write
about
human
beings,
the
best
thing
you
can
do
is
keep
a
pair
of
cats
."
-Aldous Huxley
050506
...
anomalous
"meowilk!" & "meowater!"
-
my
cat
zelda
050506
...
birdmad
"
Meh
-meh-mEEEW!
MEW
! MREEEOWW! mrrp! RRREOW!
MEW
!"
Tonya
,
whenever
i'm
on
the
phone
.
weird
cat
.
050506
...
anomalous
"mrrrrow! letmeowt!"
-
my
cat
punkster
050506
