| answering_machine_greetings | ||
| bethany |
hello it's 1996 i'm walking into spiderwebs so leave a message an di'll call you back |
021006 |
| ... | ||
| J/K |
What the fuck do you want now? I told you I don't have your money. Quit calling me ferchrisakes. Go to hell Mom! . |
050628 |
| ... | ||
| unhinged | 'hi this is sarah and nicole. we're not in right now because we're out emancipating goats. leave us a message at the beep.' | 050628 |
| ... | ||
| megan | hello you've reached the ___________. we're not here right now, as a matter of fact we don't know where we are right now. leave a message though. | 050628 |
| ... | ||
| jingleheimerschmidt |
Today at my calling people job: "If you are a telemarketer, prepare to wake up with a dead horse in your bed. If you are not, please leave a message at the beep." Its a good thing i do surveys.. |
070326 |
| ... | ||
| stork daddy | cinco de mayo cinco de mayo cinco de mayo...cinco de mayo cinco de mayo. | 070327 |
| ... | ||
| z | hello? | 070327 |