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sometimes i wish i could be serious my whole life to build up to one big totally unexpected joke. like i'd run reputable businesses, i'd have a family, i'd run for president. after leading well for a year or so, at the state of the union address, i'd crawl up behind the podium and address the crowd via a sock puppet, introducing myself as abraham stinkin. i'd be against same side marriages, as pairs were meant to be one left and one right, and i'd promise to get unemployed socks back on their feet.
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