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Hello, you've reached Phil's Crazy House of Soul. The phone's are ringing crazzy! right now, but if you wait one of our operators will take your call in a timely manner. Meanwhile, you can listen to all our great deals on soul swapping. We use only the finest stolen GNC products to painlessly remove the soul from your body, and transfer it to us. Our soul comtainment facility is a retro-grade salute to the days of lore. You can take a guided tour, or visit there in your cesestial soul-like form. Remember no refunds. We are taking applications for containment facility specialists, ie janitor, due to a huge demand for our services. Mail your resume along with 50$ processing fee to any of our Midwestern branches, 65$ Canada. Stay on hold for more information. |
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